"Not a real wizard, but some Blood Wizard thought that this creature deserves its name for its wizard-like behaviour."
- The Bestiary
MEAT WIZARD
- enemies
- The Player
- attacks
- Meat Bullets
The Meat Wizard is the final boss of Dark Zone.
Appearance
The Meat Wizard is a tall, lanky creature that looks vaguely like a desktop ergonome made of blood and bone, or perhaps more like cocktail sticks and meat. It has a long, pointy nose and no feet or hands.
Behaviour + Drops
The Meat Wizard has 500 HP, and when killed will drop 5 gold, 5 hearts, and 5 big hearts, with a 50% chance to drop 15 hearts, and 15 gold, as well as a 100% chance to drop a Dream Sphere, and a random Ring. The Meat Wizard is Mechanically similar to the Wizard Lord, in that it can be attacked for a short period of time, before becoming invulnerable and initiating one of multiple bullet hell style attacks in which large volumes of bullets in various patterns. The meat bullets will inflict 50 damage upon contact, and the Meat Wizard's melee attack will also inflict 50 damage. When killed, the portal back to one of 3 default floors will appear.
Sources and community notes
- The achievements guide says the Meat Wizard's Dark Zone is reached through a ceiling hole using the Grand Jump, and a forum thread hints "look up".
Community-sourced (added October 2026, not yet verified in-game). Sources: Steam guide: Achievements guide (updated Jan 11, 2025); Steam thread: Dark Zone.